"Walt Disney didn't prepare us for baby mothers & side chicks"

"It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again."

posted 6 years ago

  • things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes
  • things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

posted 6 years ago

"The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and bestfriends at the same time."

posted 6 years ago